Let’s Rank All The Super Mario Games From Worst To Best

Happy 35th anniversary, Mario!

The Super Mario titles from Nintendo are arguably the most influential and iconic games around. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably lying through their teeth.

Without the mind of Nintendo designer Shigeru Miyamoto at the helm of these mothership games, there wouldn’t be a Nintendo at all in the late 80s and the 90s. In fact, Nintendo and Mario were the sole saviours of the video game industry; countless retrospectives have mentioned this, so there’s no history lesson here.

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Here Are My 8 Favourite Spider Suits From That New Insomniac PS4 Spider-Man Game

I managed to play a lot of Marvel’s Spider-Man over the past few days. Long story short: you Spider-Man fans are going to enjoy it. But instead of doing a conventional review (because everyone’s giving in 8s and 9s), how about I bring up my 8 favourite Spider Suits -in no particular order- in the game that you can unlock?

Why 8? Because spiders have 8 legs. Sounds rad? Let’s web swing!

Disclaimer: this post is spoiler-free. Unless you think Spider Suits are spoiler material, then I can’t help you out. 

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Adventure Time Is Ending; Let’s Look Back At The Series’ Standout Episodes

Adventure Time is an ambitious show that balances its fantastical absurdities with long-spanning narratives. In-between the 10-minute episodic adventures concerning (mis)adventures of Jake the dog and Finn the human lies a looming war between the Candy Kingdom and the nation of Gumbaldia.

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I’m Digging The New Voltron Reboot; Here’s Why

Adaptations are a tricky thing to pull off. Steer too far from its source material and you get an alien product that may not gel with its target audience. Stay too close to the source word for word, and you’ll chase off people who want to see a different directorial take on the subject matter.

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The Top 6 Wii U Ports We Need On The Nintendo Switch

It’s been a while since we’ve done video games, eh?

Nintendo recently sold over 20 million units of the Switch; congratulations! That’s definitely a far cry from the sales numbers of the Wii U, which is probably the worst-selling console next to the Virtual Boy.

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My Favourite Simpsons Episodes Pre-Zombie Simpsons

Disenchantment’s coming out this week on Netflix. Let’s hit them SEOs, shall we?

The Simpsons: what’s there to say apart from the fact that the show is a cultural juggernaut?

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Mr Toffee Answers Your Pressing Questions About The Meg

We’ll probably be doing a full-blown podcast about The Meg in the far, far future. For now, I’ll answer your questions about this upcoming giant shark film featuring Jason Statham, lovely CGI of oceanic monstrosities, and a lot of Chinese shark bait.

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Episode 90 – 2 Year Anniversary Special

It’s our 2 Year Anniversary! Welcome to the episode where we talk about literally whatever we want! The usual hijinks ensue as EccentricTom bangs on about the World Cup and his support for both England and Belgium. Mr Toffee harps on about the steam sale and the one game he bought and liked. And in an unusually personal section where Shafique takes the opportunity to break character and talk about the recent passing of his father. And coming to terms with his mortality.

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